Nude beaches can be full of saggy, wrinkly humans, but it doesn’t have to be that way. Whatever your shape or size, if you want to get a full body tan, head out to one of these beaches to make sure you’re even.
Leucate Plage, France
Located on the Mediterranean coast of France, Leucate is a little village with great eateries and charm, but it also hosts one of the best beaches to topless tan. No bitches on this beach because literally no dogs are allowed, but if you’re alright not taking your dog out to play, this could be the beach for you.
Banana Beach, Greece
Greece is pretty relaxed when it comes to topless tanning and Banana Beach is no exception. Located in Sciathos, the beach boasts of an idyllic view and a popping party scene during tourist season. With a stocked alcohol and snack bar on the beach, open only during season, this is the perfect place to go to if you need some liquid courage when taking your top off, or would prefer to flash your nips to a bunch of drunk tourist who wont remember.
Valalta, Croatia
If you want to see some bums (not homeless people), Valarta may be the spot for you. A naturist resort, Valarta has beautiful beaches and lots of naked humans.
Calahonda, Spain
Located in southern Spain, Calahonda beach is the perfect destination for anyone that can’t speak a lick of Spanish. A combination of rural and coastal lifestyle, but also full of apartments and tourists, the area offers the perfect beaches to get nude, nestled among villas and rocky cliffs.
Playa de Maspalomas, Canary Island
Take a trip off the coast of Spain to Playa de Maspalomas. With rolling sand dunes and picturesque views, this cosmopolitan town hosts an ideal spot for tourists to let it all out.
Samurai Beach Resort, Australia
Fill up a cooler with some cheap VB beer, put on a wide brimmed hat and some sunnies and ‘ead down under to New South Wales’ Samurai Beach. Watch out for sharks in the ocean, and some hot Aussies, but don’t forget your sunscreen as there’s a huge ozone hole over Australia and no one wants to risk burnt nipples.
South Beach, Miami
If you are looking for somewhere a little closer to home to get bronzed, head to South Beach, Miami. Not only will you feel comfortable freeing the nipple, but you may feel like your Victoria Secret bikini bottoms are a little small compared to the thong bikinis you will see all around.
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